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Drnaline · 07-09-2007, 04:36 PM

As the incident in Britain showed us, many doctors out there could be terrorists (especially if you have socialized health care). Here are ten ways to tell if your doctor may be a terrorist:

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DOCTOR MAY BE AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST

10. No matter what's wrong with you, he always wants to cut you open.

9. Before examining a woman, tells her to take off her pants and cover her hair.

8. For tough cases, he says he needs to consult his imam.

7. Among his surgery tools is his decapitation knife.

6. Always tells you your case is terminal and that you should consider sacrificing yourself for Allah.

5. He once gave you a prescription for anthrax.

4. During a checkup, he makes you cough five times towards Mecca.

3. You see on his notepad he listed one of your symptoms as "Infidel."

2. To treat a rash, he tries to set you on fire.

And the number one way to tell if your doctor may be an Islamic terrorist...

You come in with flu symptoms and he diagnoses it as a severe case of being a Jew.

Reagaknight · 07-10-2007, 07:00 AM

Lol..

Pinochet73 · 07-10-2007, 07:25 PM

No chit....I had an Arabic-Muslim doctor in the Army with whom I discussed religion during my treatment. He was a young captain, very well spoken and sincere, and he tried very hard to convince me St. Paul totally fabricated Christianity. It was interesting.

Drnaline · 07-11-2007, 08:00 AM

Well i say Muhammid totally fabed Islam.

Pinochet73 · 07-11-2007, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally stated by Drnaline

Well i say Muhammid totally fabed Islam.

This doc was a second-generation, Arabic-American. He was a citizen. I was surprised by his sincerity. I got the impression he thought he could actually convert me right there, in the examination room. He wasn't obnoxious at all, but very polite and intelligent. He just looked so convinced he could change my religion in the space of about 30 minutes. I got a kick out of it.

Silverchild79 · 07-15-2007, 12:48 AM

Drnaline · 07-16-2007, 07:41 AM

Lol..

07-09-2007, 04:36 PM	#1
Drnaline Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: La Villa real del la Santa Fe, NM Posts: 6,494	Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist As the incident in Britain showed us, many doctors out there could be terrorists (especially if you have socialized health care). Here are ten ways to tell if your doctor may be a terrorist: TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DOCTOR MAY BE AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST 10. No matter what's wrong with you, he always wants to cut you open. 9. Before examining a woman, tells her to take off her pants and cover her hair. 8. For tough cases, he says he needs to consult his imam. 7. Among his surgery tools is his decapitation knife. 6. Always tells you your case is terminal and that you should consider sacrificing yourself for Allah. 5. He once gave you a prescription for anthrax. 4. During a checkup, he makes you cough five times towards Mecca. 3. You see on his notepad he listed one of your symptoms as "Infidel." 2. To treat a rash, he tries to set you on fire. And the number one way to tell if your doctor may be an Islamic terrorist... You come in with flu symptoms and he diagnoses it as a severe case of being a Jew. __________________ B Hussein Obama “Even if I want to take [your guns] away,” he said, “I don’t have the votes in Congress.” “[A] wise and frugal government... shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” —Thomas Jefferson "I'm here to support John McCain because country matters more than party." Joe Lieberman

07-10-2007, 07:00 AM	#2
Reagaknight Reagan in Shining Armour Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,485 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist Lol.. __________________ The fox knows many tricks; the hedgehog one good one. -Archilochus

07-10-2007, 07:25 PM	#3
Pinochet73 Patriot Against Clinton Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 5,220	Re: Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist No chit....I had an Arabic-Muslim doctor in the Army with whom I discussed religion during my treatment. He was a young captain, very well spoken and sincere, and he tried very hard to convince me St. Paul totally fabricated Christianity. It was interesting. Last edited by Pinochet73 : 07-10-2007 at 07:27 PM.

07-11-2007, 08:00 AM	#4
Drnaline Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: La Villa real del la Santa Fe, NM Posts: 6,494	Re: Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist Well i say Muhammid totally fabed Islam. __________________ B Hussein Obama “Even if I want to take [your guns] away,” he said, “I don’t have the votes in Congress.” “[A] wise and frugal government... shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” —Thomas Jefferson "I'm here to support John McCain because country matters more than party." Joe Lieberman

07-15-2007, 12:48 AM	#6
Silverchild79 Paul is done Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,072	Re: Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist __________________ L-Ron Paul is kinda like L Ron Hubbard They speak in fiction, and those who support them are usually crazy

07-16-2007, 07:41 AM	#7
Drnaline Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: La Villa real del la Santa Fe, NM Posts: 6,494	Re: Top Ten Ways To Tell If Your Doctor May Be An Islamic Terrorist Lol.. __________________ B Hussein Obama “Even if I want to take [your guns] away,” he said, “I don’t have the votes in Congress.” “[A] wise and frugal government... shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.” —Thomas Jefferson "I'm here to support John McCain because country matters more than party." Joe Lieberman

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