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socalgolfguy · 06-06-2007, 05:15 PM

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.

The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."

On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups.

The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience, the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.

The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap."

The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of ****, horse ****, this is bull ****.... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway...

The audience left howling.....

Silverchild79 · 06-06-2007, 05:58 PM

encore! bravo!

rugonnacry · 06-08-2007, 09:31 PM

***ing A right doggie

06-06-2007, 05:15 PM	#1
socalgolfguy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: West Coast SoCal Posts: 2,214	Kids School Play Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope."The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot." On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience, the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..... "My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of **, horse , this is bull **.... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway... The audience left howling..... __________________ Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Freedom without discipline leads to anarchy.

06-06-2007, 05:58 PM	#2
Silverchild79 Paul is done Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,072	Re: Kids School Play encore! bravo! __________________ L-Ron Paul is kinda like L Ron Hubbard They speak in fiction, and those who support them are usually crazy

06-08-2007, 09:31 PM	#3
rugonnacry F.Y.P.M. Join Date: May 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 1,678	Re: Kids School Play **ing A right doggie __________________ "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -Mohandas Gandhi- "EVERYTHING is possible. The impossible just takes longer." Unofficial Motto of the N.S.A.

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